Toilet Dilemma

EvianBaby | 09:45 Mon 11th Jun 2012 | ChatterBank

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I was putting the freshly washed towels in the toilet at work this morning as I opened one out a giant wasp - around the size of a small country - flew out of the towel. I had the natural reaction of screeming, running out of the loo and slamming the door behind me.

Now I realllllyyyy need a wee but that wasp is in there somewhere, hiding, waiting for when I'm at my most vulnerable point and then it'll pounce.

What do I do!!!!!!!

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rowanwitch

Send a brave man in... they like to rescue damsels in distress so they can feel useful

EvianBaby

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Can you find me a brave man please.

missprim

I don't think men are that brave!

rowanwitch

Ok hunt it down and whack it with a flip flop or something..

EvianBaby

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The nearest person to me is the bloke who works in the other unit.

I once asked him to help get a massive spider out of the sink. He went back to his unit and returned with industrial gloves and a foot long set of tongs. I can't see him coping any better than me with something that can fly around.

Smowball

Use the mens loo??

rowanwitch

fart first while the wasp is stunned nip in use the loo and nip out again... spray killer works better though

EvianBaby

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There's only one loo Smow. :(

For the sake of my bladder I'm prepared to be unlady like and try a little guff in it's direction.

Celticv11

Have insects in the toilet is against company policy surely? :)

EvianBaby

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Right, at the risk of incurring the wrath of some here....

I have at my disposal a bottle of Cif, Mr Sheen, some window cleaner and a can of metal paint.

Are any of those likely to put me and him out of our misery?

EvianBaby

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Must be Celtic. I'll be sure to add that whenever I happen to type up a company policy. :)

Smowball

I'd go for the Mr Sheen - if it doesnt kill it then al least it will be clean!