me, myself and bleach

[Dee Sa]

I buy large economy bottles of bleach as I have two dogs and hubby is an invalid and I am always cleaning so the house does not smell.
The minute I take the top off the bleach I manage to get it on my clothes ,how ? is there a little fairy/gremlin in the bottle that jumps up and secretly splashes my clothes ? I have bleach stains on the back of my tee shirt how did that happen ?how on earth did they get there / beats me.

[emmie]

same with me, but it's coffee, and blow me if i don't see it till it's too late to do anything about it. either that or i wear something white, especially tops, look down and there it is, a mysterious mark, smudge, that won't come out even using bleach x x

[mccfluff]

the bleach imp. have you not heard of him before?

[craft1948]

That's bad...............the bleach splashes is so 70's.

[tonyav]

60,s actually crafty, ask humbersloop she was an hippy chick.

[Kiki-frog]

Yes, there's definitely a bleach imp in my house too. And also some spiteful little gremlin that waits until I'm wearing a white top and then chucks tea, coffee, red wine, or anything that will stain at me. Maybe I should just wear a bib in future.

[craft1948]

tony I'm from oop North, we didn't get it until the 70's.

[chaptazbru]

What's it all about? It's guaranteed no matter how careful I am, my fresh towels in the bathroom have bleach stains on them practically every time I get the bleach out and I don't go anywhere near them. WHY???

[tonyav]

Oh righto crafty, I had forgotten about the ( fashion ) time delay.

[mrs_overall]

When I was about 13 I decided my hair would look great with highlights. Having no money, I decided Domestos would do the job.
Fortunately I snipped a bit of hair off and stuck it in a cup of Domestos first. It completely dissolved it!

[Maydup]

You could try using lemons instead of bleach.

To Sanitize
Rub half of a lemon over the surface that needs to be sanitized, or apply lemon juice straight from a bottle. Then, rinse with water. Its much more natural and pleasing to use.

[parkie]

When I was about 14 my mum bought me a pair of jeans and I thought I would be trendy and starch them. I used bleach by mistake. They came out looking like a piebald pony.
All my mates thought they looked great. My mum, on the other hand, went spare.

[Brinjal]

Concentrate Bleach is banned in my house for that very reason.

[Dee Sa]

CIF is banned in our house I once cleaned all the kitchen work surfaces with the stuff and then made sandwiches for our picnic, we got there and opened the sarnies and they smelt and tasted of CIF quite inedible.

[emmie]

nice and lemony i bet

[Hopkirk]

Try buying thick bleach instead of the cheap watery stuff.