Why Oh Why.....

[gness]

.....did I not notice that the big bag of bird seed my brother gave me to take into Ma-in-care had a whopping great hole in the bottom!
A trail of bird seed from car park to Ma`s room with two bird seed pyramids. One by the signing in book and one all around her feet in the day room where I stopped to say hello before taking the seed, or the little that was left, to her room.

[Tilly2]

Now you'll have to give her some millet spray instead.

[mrs_overall]

You need to get a man in to clean it up.
I'd suggest you should be scantily clad when he arrives

[rowanwitch]

To lure men drop a trail of bacon sarnies and sausage rolls

[gness]

That might get some of the old boys moving MrsO.....or maybe not.

[Ann]

You must have known that it had a hole in - thats why it was going CHEEP! :)

[Jan1957]

Did you not notice the trail or birds behind you? Must have looked like a Hitchcock movie.

[albaqwerty]

gness, you really aren't safe, are you ?

[tinkerbell23]

Is this what im going to turn into ma!? Lol ;0> xxx

[vulcan]

was this seed?
http://s7d5.scene7.co...ge/PetsUnited/T533797

[gness]

Should have read the label Vulcan. Flipping great trail in the care home where residents are probably cheeping.
Tinks. Get adopted by someone sane before it`s too late. x
Alba. I have just walked out of the chemist with an unpaid for bottle of mouthwash. Will return later to pay but I feel a campaign coming on.
FREE THE ABer ONE.
Surely I`ll be taken away somewhere safe soon?

[parkie]

You were obviously too involved with what you were going to do with the mouthwash gness. If the chemist was a Boots you've had it. They frown upon non-payers of their products. Sounds like 20-25 years in the pokey at least.
Let us know where you end up and we'll visit you on a rota basis.

[gness]

Not Boots Parkdale but if I go inside a visit will be lovely. You know when you are waiting for a prescription...and waiting....and waiting you pick things up from the shelf? Well it was a long wait and I just forgot I had it. Well that`s my story.

[boxtops]

Watch out gness, my mum got a rollicking in the Coop for doing that with a jar of coffee....