Exercise

[marval]

Was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill.
People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.


People are always telling me to get fit.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.


I've started a new exercise regime. 10 reps of sit ups holding a carrot, 5 reps of squats with a courgette in each hand, and 3 reps of lifting a heavy sack of potatoes. Sadly, my efforts have so far been fruitless.


My exercise instructor gave a demonstration on how to lose weight.
I don't think he showed all the exercises though.
He skipped quite a lot.


I did a couple of laps around the gym today.
Maybe next time I'll actually park my car and go in.


I did double my morning exercise this morning.
Must stop forgetting things upstairs.


I think an ankle support is really good.
They make mine feel a lot better about themselves.


My husband told me he is leaving me because I treat my fitness like a game!
I nearly fell off my wii fit board!


I pulled a muscle in my neck today and I'm not sure how, I just can't get my head round it.


My local gym makes it extremely difficult for newcomers to join.
They're on the 27th floor with no lift.


My husband bought me a fitness DVD called "10 Steps to The Body You Deserve".
It should be pretty easy, it takes me 4 steps just to get to the DVD player.


My husband bought me an exercise bike for Christmas.
I used it for a bit but have stopped now as it wasn't getting me anywhere.

[Psybbo]

Big lol

[starone]

Tee-hee some good ones there marval.

[excelsior-1]

A good collection