If you are sqeamish, stop reading now ....

[andy-hughes]

Ok, now that we of strnger constituances are all together -

i think it is impossible to defacate and vomit at the same time - does anyone know if i am correct?

i do think I came as close to the world record last night though - barely had the universe finished its fearsomly rapid exit through my anus than I was obliged to nimbly step up, about face, kneel down, and void my stomach through my mouth, making noises suggesting that a lion was having its appendix removed with a blunt spoon and no sedation. Of course, I was assisted in this task by my inability to get a free hand to the toilet flush, thus ensuring that I was in closer proximity than desireable to my recent evacuations.

Having lain on the tpilet floor shaking and moaning for ten minutes, waiting to die with blessed eagerness, it suddenly occured that I was actually not going to die just yet, my stomach was ready for round two - I got no say in the matter!

So, I guess this is a s tomach bug - it appears to have passed through now, laying waste (a-ha-ha!) to everything in its path.

So, is it possible to evacuate both ends at the same time? Please tell me no, I can;t cope!!!!

[factor-fiction]

Bryan ferry knew all about it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGrdWwYE77c

[flitty]

on holiday in egypt my room mate had severe food poisining and yes it can come out of both ends at the same time.

[mazie]

"So, is it possible to evacuate both ends at the same time?"

From my experience a few years ago a definite YES from me !

(Hope you get better soon andy x)

[Ellipsis]

> i think it is impossible to defacate and vomit at the same time - does anyone know if i am correct?

Sadly, I know from experience that you are incorrect. Have a bowl at hand ...

[ummmm]

Yep...def possible.

[aelmpvw]

there might be a split second between the two but who's counting?

[owdhamer]

Far to much information

[mccfluff]

yes :-(

hope you feel better soon

[Ellipsis]

Nope, not even a split second. I know because, like andy-hughes, I always wondered if it was possible. So then, when I found that it was (qed), I took special mental note of it ...

[aelmpvw]

hope you were at home ellipsis

[AlwaysConfused]

I've had to throw up in the sink whilst having my arse firmly stuck to the toilet. Yes, it is possible, but it takes concentration :)

[ruthandsam]

Oh, most definitely yes!! The action from vomiting puts pressure on the rear end and if of suitable consistency this will make its way out at top speed.

[jd_1984]

Not exactly at the same time, but I have had a similar experience. I was vomiting, head in the bowl. After a mighty convulsion type experience I realised if I didnt about turn and sit on the toilet something terrible was going to happen. And without a fraction of a second to spare the other end began!!

[aelmpvw]

think i'll have my tea later

[Bazile]

I do know you cant swallow and breathe at the same time

[Kiki-frog]

Not done it myself, but my sister has, and told me all about it in unnecessary graphic detail

[Ellipsis]

> think i'll have my tea later

Best answer!

[jno]

it is and look on the bright side, it saves time.

Get well soon, andy

[vulcan]

I believe this is called a vacation.

[plautus]

Did you know that the only creature capable of urinating and defecating whilst on the move is the horse?