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Ab Wife/husband Swap
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Prompted by Bednobs in my F&D thread.
Make your own rules.
On offer: 1 47 y/o male. Knows where dishwasher is, but can't scrape plates. Unloads dishwasher into wrong cupboards. Punches brick walls when angry (hence splitting knuckles) and then moans when he can't find plasters. Sucks stuff up hoover that ought to be picked up and moans when hoover gets blocked. Moans he has too much to do, and gives me more to do when he goes out. Does things of monumental stupidity. Otherwise, loving, tactile, sexy, caring, ever so slightly daft, means well but is generally a bit of a muppet. loves cats. Cats love him (they are ***** too). Brilliant dad though.
Exchange welcome (on a temporary basis only since whilst he's a muppet, I'd quite like to keep him).
OK who's for swapping........ ;)
Make your own rules.
On offer: 1 47 y/o male. Knows where dishwasher is, but can't scrape plates. Unloads dishwasher into wrong cupboards. Punches brick walls when angry (hence splitting knuckles) and then moans when he can't find plasters. Sucks stuff up hoover that ought to be picked up and moans when hoover gets blocked. Moans he has too much to do, and gives me more to do when he goes out. Does things of monumental stupidity. Otherwise, loving, tactile, sexy, caring, ever so slightly daft, means well but is generally a bit of a muppet. loves cats. Cats love him (they are ***** too). Brilliant dad though.
Exchange welcome (on a temporary basis only since whilst he's a muppet, I'd quite like to keep him).
OK who's for swapping........ ;)
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No can do, but I've got an offer too...
42 year old semi housetrained male. Good for making you laugh (often unintentionally), crap at locating the laundry basket. Does the occasional houseworky type things ,but spoils it by announcing ithat he's done the dishes "for you". Can cook, but it takes forever, and the kitchen looks like Chernobyl afterwards.
Will swap for packet of cheese & onion crisps.*
(*or a packet of Frazzles)
42 year old semi housetrained male. Good for making you laugh (often unintentionally), crap at locating the laundry basket. Does the occasional houseworky type things ,but spoils it by announcing ithat he's done the dishes "for you". Can cook, but it takes forever, and the kitchen looks like Chernobyl afterwards.
Will swap for packet of cheese & onion crisps.*
(*or a packet of Frazzles)
Free to good....ish home..
Untrained male of the species...can't cook does not know what a kitchen is...seems to have eyesight issues..can't find bedroom furniture to put clothes away....blind spots include laundry basket..waste bins..coasters for cups ..hooks for coats and towel racks....suffers extreme fatigue...hobbies include playing with toy trains and zombie films.....
Happy to arrange immediate transfer....Will deliver...
Untrained male of the species...can't cook does not know what a kitchen is...seems to have eyesight issues..can't find bedroom furniture to put clothes away....blind spots include laundry basket..waste bins..coasters for cups ..hooks for coats and towel racks....suffers extreme fatigue...hobbies include playing with toy trains and zombie films.....
Happy to arrange immediate transfer....Will deliver...
