Reasons To Go From Happy To Hysterical

[gness]

Called in to cousin's gas place to arrange disconnection of Ma's gas cooker. Trapped my hand in their emergency exit....two badly cut and swollen fingers. No sympathy from the cousins. Hmm...may keep quiet about the Granda's financial securities I found in the attic.....;-)
Discovered alterations to the house meant furniture upstairs which was going to auction didn't come down, despite having demolished the banister....luckily I had a hammer and axe in my handbag. Now have lots of nice firewood.
Buyers want carpets removed...no problem except the builders turning the large bedroom into two did it over the carpet....luckily my axe has a very sharp knife on it.
The, by now only, piece of furniture left for the auction house needed protection. Running up the path with a duvet to cover it I stood on one corner. The heels of both hands, my chin and one knee hit the path and joined the fingers in the quest for some sympathy from the brother........Lucky you were carrying the duvet...he said. Brother now has a limp.
Gave the X-ray department a miss......too risky and came home.
But the sun is still shining.....the theatre in Taunton is still open.... and I am keeping an eye on the yardarm....x

[tonyav]

Right a typical gness day then !, hows the hands and fingers ?.

[gness]

Hi Tony.....sore and ugly......but yes a typical day. x

[tenrec]

Sorry, gness, I didn't mean to laugh at that!

[Smowball]

gness, you make Frank Spencer sound like James Bond!

[gness]

Tenrec.....You're not the only one....the house clearance man tried, but he couldn't keep a straight face.

[katburd]

ouch!! you poor thing.x

[tonyav]

Are you requiring any stitches gness, I can come round with a needle and thread if you like. If I were you I'd go and have a soak in a hot bath I also have a loofer.

[giveup]

Look Gness,the sun's over the yardarm somewhere,what are you waiting for.We won't tell. Sounds like you need it.

[gness]

I bet you have Tony! I'll stitch my own bits I think....x

[gness]

Going to clear out my car first Giveup...think I'll stay clear headed for that. x

[Psybbo]

Tetanus jabs up to date? Wish I'd been there

[tonyav]

Hey stop laughing psybbo.

[shoota]

Me too Psybbs....

[daffy654]

The builders built a wall over the carpet? I would be refusing to pay them!

I hope none of your injuries are serious.

[gness]

Had you been there Psybbo, would you have picked me up or, like the two men, creased up with laughter?
Tetanus?......probably.

[shoota]

Had I been there G I would have done all the work for you as any gentleman would......

[yogasun]

Hi gness
Glad to hear about the Brewhouse (I live in East Devon and love theatre)x

[shoota]

Therefore the opportunity to laugh would not have arisen.

[Psybbo]

I'd have picked you up eventually honestly

[tonyav]

I would have assisted you shoota !.