Oooh It's All Thongs And Silk Knickers On Here Today

[Zacs-Master]

Most unsavoury

I trimmed my pubes today BTW. The grey ones were getting a bit unruly.

[nungate]

There's not a lot you can say to that Zac....

[Zacs-Master]

Congratulations?

[Smowball]

Speechless. Lol.

[aelmpvw]

thought it sounded ok until i realised you were a fella

[albaqwerty]

not grey, naturally blond,
good grief!

Hate to ask how you managed to see the pubes, anyhoo, I thought they knew when to stop growing.

[2sp_]

Thanks for sharing that, Zac. Not really sure how to respond.

Well done?

[SlackAlice]

You might have done better with a 'weave' or hair extensions

[vakayu]

I am sure we are all so much better for knowing that.

[lady-janine]

too much info

[gness]

There's little worse than an unruly pube. I blame the schools...no discipline any more.

[Zacs-Master]

Alba, I just sucked in my gut and there they were!

[craft1948]

Do you trim your eyebrows as well?

[sunny-dave]

Consult your local waxing salon - just ask for a BC&S, zacs - remember "BC&S"

[mrs_overall]

Did you trim your ear and nasal hair at the same time?

[Zacs-Master]

Craft, i most certainly do.

SD - You first....

[Barmaid]

Thongs are hideous things. Wearing a bit of cheese wire would be more comfortable. And I am sure they look great if you are a size 6 with a peachy behind but I don't have those attributes.

No silk undies today, I was being Charlie Dimmock. As I will be tomorrow. Real women shovel chicken poo and dig the garden!!!!!!

[Zacs-Master]

Mrs O - my ears are still relatively well behaved, hair wise. My nose regularly needs deforesting tho.

[nungate]

If he did Mrs O, I hope he used separate trimmers for the different bits....

[albaqwerty]

apart from the fact you haven't got much gut to suck in Zacs, why didn't Mrs Zacs trim you?

[woofgang]

TMI Zac, way way TMI