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Mad Over Fifties Club
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Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Our Tailcock tonight will be the "Supervolcano" something hot and spicy to warm the cockles on a cold January night. Something else to warm the heart and stomach is tonight's Hot Plate Special, a delicious Chicken casserole with herby dumplings, mm yum!! On the pudding trolley, we have a lovely Lemon and Sultana Steamed pudding with lashings of custard or whipped cream, and as always there will be the usual selection of volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers, and, also a choice of other delicious nibbles.
For those brave (or foolhardy souls) the bungee is in full working order (try and aim away from the moat one of these days I must have it re-sited [i
as it is common knowledge that the piranhas in the moat bite! The hot tub on top of the North Tower is bubbling away nicely, and the mini bar up there is fully stocked. In the Great Hall Gallery, the Minstrels are warming up to give their customary selection of madrigals and toccattas [i] it must be nearly time for time for them to go off on their tour of Muckelflugga - can't come soon enough [i] and they have also promised to perform their own versions of the greatest hits of Alice Cooper ............... mm fairy 'nuff. However, we have also engaged the services of a folk singing trio known hereabouts as the Four Sheepherders, they sing in a traditional manner (one hand over the ear and Arran sweaters all round) somewhat akin to the famed songs of that great of yester year Rambling Sid Rumpo ..... [i] cough ]
I have a few things on offer for tonight's rofl:
2 tins of Quality Street (empty of their contents, Thank you Mr Nungate)
12 inch wide terracotta flower pot (broken)
LP of Joe Dolce's Great Hit ..
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals. Igor is on hand for the concealment of coats, cloaks, and jackets (and the occasional broom)
These items may or may not be returned to their rightful owners at end of our festivities. (this matter is somewhat dependent on Igor's ability to remember where the um bodi items have been hidden) As always Igor will be your server for tonight ably assisted by Plant and possibly Frank the minion in training.
carriages at midnight
Our Tailcock tonight will be the "Supervolcano" something hot and spicy to warm the cockles on a cold January night. Something else to warm the heart and stomach is tonight's Hot Plate Special, a delicious Chicken casserole with herby dumplings, mm yum!! On the pudding trolley, we have a lovely Lemon and Sultana Steamed pudding with lashings of custard or whipped cream, and as always there will be the usual selection of volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers, and, also a choice of other delicious nibbles.
For those brave (or foolhardy souls) the bungee is in full working order (try and aim away from the moat one of these days I must have it re-sited [i
as it is common knowledge that the piranhas in the moat bite! The hot tub on top of the North Tower is bubbling away nicely, and the mini bar up there is fully stocked. In the Great Hall Gallery, the Minstrels are warming up to give their customary selection of madrigals and toccattas [i] it must be nearly time for time for them to go off on their tour of Muckelflugga - can't come soon enough [i] and they have also promised to perform their own versions of the greatest hits of Alice Cooper ............... mm fairy 'nuff. However, we have also engaged the services of a folk singing trio known hereabouts as the Four Sheepherders, they sing in a traditional manner (one hand over the ear and Arran sweaters all round) somewhat akin to the famed songs of that great of yester year Rambling Sid Rumpo ..... [i] cough ]
I have a few things on offer for tonight's rofl:
2 tins of Quality Street (empty of their contents, Thank you Mr Nungate)
12 inch wide terracotta flower pot (broken)
LP of Joe Dolce's Great Hit ..
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals. Igor is on hand for the concealment of coats, cloaks, and jackets (and the occasional broom)
These items may or may not be returned to their rightful owners at end of our festivities. (this matter is somewhat dependent on Igor's ability to remember where the um bodi items have been hidden) As always Igor will be your server for tonight ably assisted by Plant and possibly Frank the minion in training.
carriages at midnight
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Early arrival - having been missing over the past few months. But can't stay long as double booked this evening - the OH says we are watching television this evening. Something to do with cards and gambling, bridge or something.
Igor - please take my coat, no, please take it.
If Frank would like an easy start, may I have a flagon of Eyjafjallajökull, please?
For the raffle I have:
two christmas crackers (no 'bang' - or gifts, or hats)
one New Year's Day walk
three Nurofen (two used)
Igor - please take my coat, no, please take it.
If Frank would like an easy start, may I have a flagon of Eyjafjallajökull, please?
For the raffle I have:
two christmas crackers (no 'bang' - or gifts, or hats)
one New Year's Day walk
three Nurofen (two used)
Good evening your nungateship, Daisy, Psybbo and BigMac.
My usual bucket if you please, Igor. Must say that 'Supervolcano' is just what I need, no heating in our house at the moment the boiler decided to sring a fountain this morning and can't be fixed until Monday afternoon.
For the rofle I have one Glow worm combi boiler ( slight leak ! ) and one adjustable spanner ( seized up ).
My usual bucket if you please, Igor. Must say that 'Supervolcano' is just what I need, no heating in our house at the moment the boiler decided to sring a fountain this morning and can't be fixed until Monday afternoon.
For the rofle I have one Glow worm combi boiler ( slight leak ! ) and one adjustable spanner ( seized up ).
One dustbin liner
One rat (live)
One can of cat food (open)
One of my mater's special "8 hours in the oven" pies - was spinach, feta and red pepper
One gravestone
One pen, no nib
One East Anglian voodoo doll called Roy from Wroxham
One snooker cue tip (used)
One fishing hook, no barb
One piece of coal
One slice of 2 week old King's Black Cake - sent thru the post
One log
One bra with one cup. (Useful sling for pebbles or marbles).
Good evening ya'll..........sorry about last week, found myself in "Knickers off Ready when I come Home," the trip put together at very short notice....
One rat (live)
One can of cat food (open)
One of my mater's special "8 hours in the oven" pies - was spinach, feta and red pepper
One gravestone
One pen, no nib
One East Anglian voodoo doll called Roy from Wroxham
One snooker cue tip (used)
One fishing hook, no barb
One piece of coal
One slice of 2 week old King's Black Cake - sent thru the post
One log
One bra with one cup. (Useful sling for pebbles or marbles).
Good evening ya'll..........sorry about last week, found myself in "Knickers off Ready when I come Home," the trip put together at very short notice....
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