Why?

[marval]

Late one Friday night the policemen spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.

"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those.

Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O' course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness - couldn't be rude, ye know.

Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later."

And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.

The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test."

Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me?!"

[cupid04]

lol!

[Wharton]

Suspected drunk driver stopped and asked to walk in a straight line.
WPC - You're staggering sir.
Suspect - You're not bad-looking yourself madam.

[berniecuddles]

lol and lol @ wharton

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Psybbo]

I couldn't possibly comment :-)

[DTCwordfan]

lol - reported in the DT today, a couple form St Keverne on the Lizard being seperately pulled over by the police after leaving their local to go home. Both OTT and done....first known incident of a hubby and wife being got at the same time.

Hope it's not Lady J and her OH!

[Wharton]

marval - I'm flattered by 'Best Answer'. I always enjoy your jokes, keep them coming :-).

[marval]

Thank you Wharton, I will keep them coming.