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The Truman Show
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I'm beginning to think I'm starring in a remake of the above....so far today....
The delivery man handed me a box.....I knew what I was expecting but didn't realise how heavy it was....the moisturiser on my hands didn't help I suppose.
The box slipped...hit the door frame and bounced onto the delivery man's knees......the soft fleshy bit above the kneecaps.....
There was no Wet Paint sign near the door of my mother's room in the home...I know there wasn't....the door now has my handprint and I had a pillar box red palm......
I blame myself for leaving the garden rake just inside the shed where I keep the turps.....I now have an egg on my forehead.....
I'm now off to the garage to paint some large posts....yes the builder is here tomorrow.....♥.....are the hidden cameras rolling?.....☺
The delivery man handed me a box.....I knew what I was expecting but didn't realise how heavy it was....the moisturiser on my hands didn't help I suppose.
The box slipped...hit the door frame and bounced onto the delivery man's knees......the soft fleshy bit above the kneecaps.....
There was no Wet Paint sign near the door of my mother's room in the home...I know there wasn't....the door now has my handprint and I had a pillar box red palm......
I blame myself for leaving the garden rake just inside the shed where I keep the turps.....I now have an egg on my forehead.....
I'm now off to the garage to paint some large posts....yes the builder is here tomorrow.....♥.....are the hidden cameras rolling?.....☺
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All those gags.... and this was the one I was looking for..... The three wise men, Cuddles, Welshy and Slappers arrive to visit the infant lying in the manger... bearing gifts of gold... Incense... and myrrh. One of the wise men... Cuddles accidentally stands on a rake lying on the stable floor. "Jesus Christ!"... he exclaims. Joseph says..." Write that...
18:41 Thu 27th Nov 2014
All those gags.... and this was the one I was looking for.....
The three wise men, Cuddles, Welshy and Slappers arrive to visit the infant lying in the manger...bearing gifts of gold...Incense...and myrrh.
One of the wise men...Cuddles accidentally stands on a rake lying on the stable floor.
"Jesus Christ!"...he exclaims.
Joseph says..."Write that down...Mary..
It's better than Minty.... ;0)
The three wise men, Cuddles, Welshy and Slappers arrive to visit the infant lying in the manger...bearing gifts of gold...Incense...and myrrh.
One of the wise men...Cuddles accidentally stands on a rake lying on the stable floor.
"Jesus Christ!"...he exclaims.
Joseph says..."Write that down...Mary..
It's better than Minty.... ;0)