Twelve Inches

McMouse | 11:05 Fri 30th Jan 2015 | Jokes

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An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a
West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When
the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis
and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches
the penis to 24 inches.

Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower,
His wife looked at him and said, "How about we try the African
string-and-weight procedure?"

The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis.

A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little
tribal experiment coming along?"

"Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied.

"Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?"

"No, it's turned black.*