How To Confuse....

[gness]

....a lady with a history of loo problems....

I went to a party at the weekend....in a cricket club. Long journey so I headed straight for the loo...through the door which had two large cardboard notices on it....LADIES.....they read.

Inside were three sinks....and a long, stainless steel urinal with a flushy chain thing above.
Oh heck!...thought I....I'm in the gents.....
Checked the door.....definitely....LADIES....so I stared at the urinal....the long, narrow stainless steel urinal....

Now, even in my supple and athletic days there is no way I could have performed into it......not in a million years.....

Find the toilet for the disabled.....I thought.....so I did. It was around the corner with a very long queue of cross legged men outside and a cardboard sign on the door now reading.....GENTS....

Hmmmm....not such a good idea...so I headed back to the LADIES..... where I stared at the long, narrow urinal thinking.....there has to be a way...and lo and behold....I heard the glorious sound of flushing!

Out of view, behind me were two cubicles!!! Blessed relief!!!

The LADIES was being redecorated and we had been given the GENTS...and the chaps had been given the one and only toilet for the disabled....

And it was fun watching the chaps having to queue outside a loo as we ladies so often have to do.....☺

[tonyav]

Bet you thought that you would have to cock a leg, gness.

[gness]

And stand on a box in killer heels, Tony....x

[aelmpvw]

you need one of these gness
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Estone-Female-Portable-Camping-Urination/dp/B00H7U6ZDC

[aelmpvw]

ps bought doris one for her birthday

[tonyav]

Wouldn't the killer heels stab though the box, you'd then have to hop out of the loo.

[Psybbo]

That's just not cricket!

[gness]

Ael....that wouldn't have gone with my outfit of the night.....Bet Doris was overcome with joy at your thoughtfulness.....☺

Tony...I hopped in so hopping out would have been fine...though not the dancing bit perhaps...x

[gness]

Psybs.....you should have seen the cricketers in their whites.....♥

[tonyav]

gness, these are available with pretty shamrocks on them !.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nd0YQSx418

[Psybbo]

Were they still white when you emerged?

[gness]

Tony....no....after much consideration....no!

Of course, Psyb....well sort of..... ;-)

[Hopkirk]

That stainless steel thing wasn't a urinal it's for washing your hands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InR7tip2Izk

[gness]

Oh, Hoppy!!!!! Oh.....is all I can say!!!!!

[excelsior-1]

it would appear that you were 'stumped' for a while there, gness

[gness]

Well and truly caught on the back foot, Excel......☺

[Psybbo]

Oh give us a bye, please!

[gness]

Well I did consider the cart-wheeling stump, Psyb...but at my age...you know....:-(

[Psybbo]

I've been to a cricket match once with my lovely long haired GSD, he was bored and at the end I let him loose, he bounded away, came back at full speed, hit me on the back of the legs, threw me up in the air to the cheers of the players and spectators!

[gness]

I hope Mr Psyb shouted.....Howzatttttttt!!!!

[tonyav]

Desperately trying to think of something to with middle wicket and bails !.