Not Bliss At All.... :-(

[gness]

It really isn't blissful when a friend buys you a snazzy bottle of wine in return for washing and drying a pile of bedding.....

....it's all done.....some ironed....and folded neatly awaiting collection....

....you then open the bottle of wine....pour a large glass......and knock it over the laundered bedding....... I said three sweary words..... :-(

[wolf63]

You

iron

bedding

????

[-SharonA-]

Oh gness, I hope it was white wine!!!

[bookbinder]

...but...but!...you don't know any sweary words!

Do you?

[tonyav]

Red wine then, gness ?.
I bet the last word of the three was Hell ?.

[Patsy33]

I thought you were about to say ' Three Hail Marys':)

[cupid04]

Red, red wine...

[Tilly2]

Did all the words begin with the same letter, Gness?

[jourdain2]

Only three? Be honest, now.....

[Baldric]

More water with it maybe?

[gness]

This was 100% cotton stuff......pain it the elbow....so I'd had to iron the pillow cases....drive me nuts trying to fold them otherwise....

Amazingly this was white wine, Sharon....I'm a red wine girl as a rule.....expensive white though.......but the bedding's back in the wash......

One of the words was.....bums, BB....is that sweary?........surprised the folk in the sitting room.......
You swore!!! Gosh....thought something really bad had happened......

Of course something bad had happened.....numpties....I'd spilled wine!!!!

Not Hell, Tony......bit worse than that.....do I now need to say the three Hail Mary's, Patsy?....I always get stuck on the second verse.....x

[cupid04]

gness, there's a song to cheer you on mamya's...Tony did it ;-))

[gness]

No, Tilly.......I think one may have been a bit worse than the two Bs.....but just the three, J......I think...... ;-)

Well yeah, Baldric.....bit later maybe.....but I hadn't got started on the wine yet.....it was....open....pour.....knock over..... You well?...x

Got the song in my head now, Cupid!

[tonyav]

Gawd ^^^^^

[tonyav]

That was mean't for the little minx.

[cupid04]

snigger

[Baldric]

Thank you gness, no probs.

[tonyav]

It could have been so much worse though, gness. It could have been Guinness !

[grasscarp]

Sounds like the kind of thing that happens to me. I feel for you. So sorry Gness. I

[gness]

That's good then, Baldric........♥

That would have been awful, Tony...... :-(

[gness]

Thanks, Grass.......the wine went all over the cooker too.....but I don't really use that.......x