Getting Their Own Back.... :-(

[gness]

Two nephews and a stray friend are house sitting for me....well they are on courses in Northants and wanted a place to stay so it works both ways...or it did....
Knowing they are not too flush I made a little booklet for them to find on their arrival...
Things to do in Northants for free!

Lists, tips and funny pictures along the lines of...

1. Lawn mowing....mower is in my shed.
2. Weeding....both front and back gardens.
3. Taking three blue sacks to the tip.
4. Painting the board over the utility room black.
5. Painting the shed door....you have a choice of paint....flourescent pink or vivid lime green.......both tins are in the garage. Three coats.

I've had an email......Hi, Aunt G.....couldn't decide on colour for your shed door so we have done it in pink and green stripes....

They are, without a doubt, my brother's sons!

Off to dinner......and lots of wine.... :-(

[Tilly2]

It'll be lovely!

[tonyav]

I'll email them, gness.
Looks so much better with a Yellow stripe added ;-)
http://n7.alamy.com/zooms/c575f08d247340e7b71d11e5ad12e16e/close-up-of-padlock-and-lock-on-a-wooden-shed-or-beach-hut-door-painted-h4ecny.jpg

[Patsy33]

I think they'll have a colourful tale to tell gness!

[gness]

It'll be a bit like that, Tony.......I have emailed back to say they are now out of the will.....no response yet.... :-)

Evening, ladies.....they won't be giggling now.....x

[goodgoalie]

Just don't look at any of your fellow diners.....:)

[jourdain2]

Could they not paint a rainbow on top of the door? Make it really cheerful?

[tonyav]

It'll be a bit like that, Tony.......I have emailed back to say they are now out of the will.....no response yet.... :-)

That's because since they received your email there out there busy repainting it flourescent Pink or vivid lime Green, gness.

[gness]

GG...I have had a nice look at my fellow diners tonight and made up wonderful and weird stories about them.....the hitman on table two had me a bit worried....
The blonde lady on the table opposite was stunning in a red dress.....new second time around couple I guess...he was very attentive....
The English lady on the end table was loud....I chose a table far away from her...but could still hear her bragging....
I think the French chap at the table behind me is ill.....with a very pleasant and caring wife.....she was so good with him.....
J.....if they find the paint in the workroom they probably will....... :-(

[gness]

Well let's hope the neighbours call the police, Tony.....that'll teach them!

[Zacs-Master]

Oh my, oh my. What a hoot

[tonyav]

The police would probably turn up in this ( if you lived in the USA ), gness.
https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/pink-police-car-james-orme.jpg

[gness]

Oh do stop being prissy, Zacs.....your tongue will get stuck in your cheek..... ;-

[gness]

That's lovely, Tony...is that a breast cancer ribbon on the window?..x

[Zacs-Master]

How the winter nights must fly by at Chez Gness with such shenanigans.

[tonyav]

I believe it is, gness.

[gness]

Zacs....now I'm worried about you.....it's not winter and I'm nowhere near Chez Gness......are you okay.....if there is anything I can do to help you know I will....x

[Zacs-Master]

Maybe you could come round and paint my shed some CRAZY colours? Huh?

[gness]

Now that's a chat up line that really appeals to me, Zacs...you're on.......xxx

[Zacs-Master]

Oooof, you’re a bit too wild for me Gness. All that observing of people in restaurants and crazy nephews. Bit too rock n roll for me, babe.

[gness]

So... a pub crawl on the back of my electric bike's out of the question too......wuss....... ;-)