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It is not easy finding someone to cover me at work. I am a lazy bed tester.
Tip of the day. Two pieces of penne pasta stuck together make ideal binoculars for your pet Hamster.
I was knocked over by a clown car! Luckily, seventeen people got out to help.
I keep making fabric related jokes around my friend to see if he notices. He still hasn’t cottoned on.
I was in a restaurant the other day and I asked the waiter “What are the specials?” He said, “An influential 2 Tone ska band from Coventry.”
My friend asked me why I’m spending so much time in the small, dark and damp shed at the bottom of my garden. I told him I was growing fungi in it, “mushroom?” he asked, I replied, “no, it’s a bit cramped but I manage.”
I fell out of bed this morning after the noise of birds suddenly woke me up. I really need to find a different tree to sleep in.
I have spent all weekend trying to catch up with my washing. These 50mph winds are a nightmare.
This “exercise” thing is a lot easier than I thought. I have been sitting up all afternoon and I am still not tired.
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