Todays Excitement

[mallyh]

i'm going to paint ladybirds on stones ,it might end up like a Jackson Pollock but i'll give it a go x

[Zacs-Master]

I’m gonna get stoned and paint ladies on my bird.

[Zacs-Master]

Or birds on my ladies. Depends where the doobie mood takes me.

[tiggerblue10]

All my painting efforts end up looking like Jackson Pollocks ;o)

Have fun :o)

[steg]

//Or birds on my ladies. Depends where the doobie mood takes me.//

The ‘d’ in doobie keeps flipping round and making me laugh for some reason

[Zacs-Master]

Aye, steg, our humour threshold has decreased indirectly to the size of our waistlines. ;-)

[aelmpvw]

didn't a Jackson Pollock painting once go for 75 million quid?

[Zacs-Master]

Either that or you’ve been smoking some red leb. (Or reb led if you like)

[Zacs-Master]

It did, ael. No5 1948.

[jno]

how are you going to hold them still enough?

[Zacs-Master]

Glue?

[steg]

// Aye, steg, our humour threshold has decreased indirectly to the size of our waistlines. ;-)//

Lol aye maybe
https://youtu.be/mnX61T5YXps

[mallyh]

jno ,by their legs lol

[aelmpvw]

could be a long day waiting for a ladybird to turn up on a stone ...

[ummmm]

I'm going wild and cleaning all the woodwork with magic sponges.

[Smowball]

I’m going to clean my decking. Might need a lie down after the excitement!!...

[Peter Pedant]

Jackson Poooooooolllllock ?
( say it all sort of smeared out, and screamy )(*)

well I hope you will be using wwater colour than runs in the rain !
JP paintings look like badly stained carpets innit?

(*) oh mr Bennet how can you possibly mention Jackson Pollock when I have 5 girls to find husbands for?

[Peter Pedant]

// I'm going wild and cleaning all the woodwork with magic sponges.//
bad sight day - - I thought this was
I'm going wild and cleaning all the woodwork with magic fungi.

sounz like fun I thought --- o god and I am on the naughty step already for misquoting N and getting it to make sense

[aelmpvw]

poking n with a stick will only lead to tears

[MartinMillar]

Our local farmer has delivered a load of bark chipping and other such stuff for my garden this morning at 7 am so I will doing gardening over the next few days

[Barmaid]

Well I'm going to bake a cake for afternoon tea and then do some gardening.