Thought this was appropriate and possibly a warning !
One day I was loading my van, just finished for the day and ready to head home, when this lady came running out of this very exclusive building next door to where I had been working.
She ran up to me and grabbed me by the arm and said "come quick, I need a lift". I asked her what was wrong, all all she said was "you will see in a minute".
Up we went to the penthouse where all was revealed .. literally !
The rather rotund lady who she looked after, had slipped off the loose toilet seat sideways and fallen to the floor and had become wedged between the pan and the wall !!
Her dress was round her waist and her pants .... yep you've guessed it !
With the help of a towel for modesty I got hold of her legs and dragged her out before falling backwards onto the floor. She was screaming, I couldn't stand up for laughing. Once it all calmed down I went and got my tools and secured her toilet seat and accepted a cup of tea and said " I didn't want any payment". The lady of the house couldn't thank me enough as I was leaving she told the housekeeper to "look after him and walk him back to his van". When we got back to the van she then shook my hand and squeezed something into it before running off shouting thank you. The biggest tip I have ever received in my life .. a roll of notes secured with an elastic band !
I shouted after her saying I can't take this.. and she shouted back "I can't hear you, thank you, bye" and kept running !