If Things Don't Improve Soon...

[choux]

...I may have to ask you to stop helping ;)

Went to GP's this morning for OH's blood test. Bumped into our next door neighbour trying to make an appointment. Had a little chat, as one does. Brought OH home and then went back to town to do some shopping. Came home to find same neighbour almost in a state of semi-collapse (he has a bad chest at the moment) trying to get a huge rolled carpet out of his estate car. I reversed up our long drive and then went down to help neighbour who was disappearing in to his house. I shouted out to him "Is it coming in or going out?! He replied "In." I had the heavy wool carpet out of the car in no time and waited for my neighbour to return so I could help him carry it indoors.

He re-appeared with another rolled carpet, throwing it end-over-end. Both carpets were destined for the rubbish tip - whoops.

I helped him get both back into the estate car, without splitting my sides - I reserved that for telling OH :)))