Funny Saying For Scarecrow.

[wrayperson]

We are doing a scarecrow involving Darth Vader & using hospital crutches / Zimmer frame..would like funny saying to put out connecting the 3 things..

 

[TheWinner]

what about, "Look, no, I am no farther"

//Many remember Darth Vader's famous line as "Luke, I am your father". In reality, he says "No, I am your father".//

 

https://mandelaeffect.fandom.com/wiki/Luke,_I_am_your_father

[TheWinner]

or, can anyone lend me a cpap ???

[RandyMarsh]

No Luke, I am your farmer

[TheWinner]

or even"no Luke, I am no farmer"

[TheWinner]

or,  as a darth vader toy,  .... I'm stuffed!

[Ellipsis]

I find your lack of potatoes disturbing

[Tuvok]

The Wizard was out of brains

[RandyMarsh]

I find your lack of potatoes disturbing

INSPIRED X

 

[TheWinner]

some great answers here, lets see which one is chosen.

[Ellipsis]

When I left you, I was but the scare sparrow. Now I am the scare crow.

[Ellipsis]

Thanks, RandyMarsh, the force is strong with you ...

[RandyMarsh]

we must be able to work a tractor beam in somehow

[Prudie]

And now I am that weak old man

[wrayperson]

What have potatoes got to do with Darth Vader?

[Prudie]

The original quote from Darth Vader is 'I find your lack of faith disturbing'. Faith has been replaced by potatoes to give the link to a scarecrow/farming, something you might say as you survey a field for example. It's very clever but not if people don't recognise the pun on the original.

[THECORBYLOON]

You could also ask what do crutches and a Zimmer frame have to do with Darth Vader?

[jno]

"Be careful not to choke on your asparagus"

[wrayperson]

THECORBYLOON.... It's a scarecrow!!!

[THECORBYLOON]

I know that yet you questioned the connexion with tatties, a crop that a scarecrow would protect.

[douglas9401]

I am Jeff Vader and will kill these crows with trays.