Answerbank enigma

[blackfive]

How do I remove Artex with a tyre pressure gauge whilst wingwalking?

[gazzawazza]

I'm sure this question has been asked before... as far as I recall the answer is newt, natterjack toad and nelly the elephant.:->

[xyzzyplugh]

The best way to deal with artex is cover with a thin layer of burdalls gravy mix and then pebbledash it; I'm sticking with you on this one blackfive. ps do yo know the girl in the orange tv ad and did she ever record spirit in the sky?

[Drafty]

No she didn't record spirit in the sky it was the gorgeous girl next to dancing bloke in the lynx advert, the one with the fake louis viton handbag. PS she was formerly a member of the KGB. Now what does that stand for I wonder?

[Worker]

I'm not sure if I have the definitive answer, but if it's any help there's 365.25 days in a year which leads me comfortably into a question of my own. If one's nose runs and feet smell does this means he's built upside down?

[5029]

your wingwalking ability would depend on your weight - how many pounds are in a stone?

[cucumbers]

I bought some stone recently and it was about 300 pounds!

[NickleArse]

It costs about �15.75 to lose 1/2 lb on the slim fast plan. as long as you stick to it religiously. Dancing to music burns calories pretty effectivley. How do you burn mp3's and what is a computer?

[Janetx]

It's not possible to give a sensible answer without knowing the make and model of your car - does it begin witht he letter "N" AND how on earth did you drive yourself up a wall anyway?

[tracymort]

i found it easier if i used my fake louis vitton bag!