carpet accident

[bobtheduck-]

i have just spilt milk all over the carpet and the maid is out what should i do aside from bringing a cat in?

[B00]

Ring the maid ASAP!!!

you getting soft in your old age? Allowing the hired help time off????

[ummmm]

Just bring the cat in until the maid arrives

[Buenchico]

Take the carpet to the Tate Modern and enter it for the Turner prize? ;-)

If you want a serious answer:
Mop up as much as you can with kitchen towels. If it's the type of carpet which doesn't mind a bit of water, get a big bucket & sponge and mop it over to try to get some more of the milk out. Then head to your nearest branch of Pets at Home to buy a bottle of this stuff:
http://www.simplesolution.com/products_uk/stai n&odor.htm
(It'll kill any stale milk smells).

Chris

[Romeo]

Get that maid back in right away, wearing her sexy maid costume and stockings and garter. And make her get down on all fours and lap up the milk like a cat. And she should miaow while she's at it.

[B00]

Blimey!!!!

[bobtheduck-]

a variety of answers i have gone with boos initial one :)

[Joe_the_Lion]

Get a packet of Angel Delight. sprinkle the contents over the top and frisk into a frenzy. Leave to set for half an hour and hey presto!!!

A healthy strawberry flavoured snack at your feet.

[jump82]

Leave the cat there, place an empty saucer nearby. When the maid comes in, blame the cat and tell her the carpet needs to be washed right away coz the smell is making you sick ... tell her to put that no-good cat out as well

[cazzz1975]

dry it off using a hairdryer, then brush it up when it is crumbs!

[dot.hawkes]

Does Carla know you refer to her as The maid? mmmm

[hotpink]

sit on it. no one can see it then

[Romeo]

And then get her to wear cat ears and a tail and get down on all fours and miaow. Who needs a cat when you can have a catwoman?

[cazzz1975]

lol dot!!!!!

[sleepy1]

are you really sure it was milk you spilt ???????

[bobtheduck-]

jump is on to something :) hello dorothy what would they do in wigan in this situation

[dot.hawkes]

Buy a new carpet Roberto and claim on the house insurance, they would probably get enough to go on holiday too.

[Haggisdj]

As we are the Champions... are you crying over it - lol

[helliebobs]

I was just going to ask the same question as dotty, very disturbed by romeo's replies but think Wardy's idea is bloody genius, except you'd have to go for Butterscotch ;)

[Romeo]

helliobobs - believe me when it comes to maids I know a thing or two. Frolicksome fillies.

[helliebobs]

Aww, bless you romeo, and I love what you've done with my name, sounds very exotic!