Car Insurance

[M.Winner]

I have just had an accident. I have run over my neighbours yukka plant, do you think I could claim it on my insurance ?

[molly]

Was the yucca covered by esure, or is this just an advert? Perhaps if you have a pair of scissors you could chop it and put it in a sandwich?

[IndieSinger]

Failing that, ask it how many UK tourists visit the scene anually.

[kags]

Depends wether you're fully comp-ost-rehensive.......ok I know it'a bad but Ab Ed's gonna cut this anyway......

[Bob...]

What ! the Ed's going to cut the yukka. Now we know why everyones having trouble with their plants

[woofgang]

I understand that the juice of crushed yucca has been used by michael aspel to treat infantigo in his children

[molly]

No, Bob, Ed cut my yucca but apparently not M.Winner's yucca.

[kags]

yeah.....how come Molly's question was pruned and this one gets left to flower?????????