tongue and groove part 2

[joggerjayne]

Following all the helpful advice yesterday about getting it in the front of an MGF ...

I'm just wondering ...

... is tongue and groove good on the floor in Bedrooms ?

... or is it really only good in Halls and Sitting Rooms ?

[Gormless]

Hilarious.

[sqad617]

gormless.....it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be "though provoking"

[joggerjayne]

This is a family site.

[NoMercy]

Hi Gormless, Hi JJ.

Tongue is groovy anywhere!

Btw, I nominated both you guys in the CB Oscars. lol

[Gormless]

Poorly concealed innuendo, bike-shed stuff.

[joggerjayne]

I daren't look !

[sqad617]

JJ Ah! on the floor completely.....no.
Half on the bed and half on the floor is supposed to be the ideal position for the "cocktail"

[NoMercy]

I have a sense of humour, Gorm!

Deal with it....................

[Gormless]

I don't see why I should have to "deal" with it, so I have reported it.

[joggerjayne]

Gormless makes frequent references to "bike shed stuff".

Just what did you do behind the bike sheds that was so seedy, Gormless?

[NoMercy]

Ooh, am I gonna get banned? I've only got a couple more days before I turn grey!

[joggerjayne]

Hey, hang on ...

I've just realised ... !!

We're all chatting about flooring ...

... but if we all had dirty, sordid minds like Gormless, then we, too, would have thought of something naughty.

Oh, Gormy ... you are a naughty little perv.

[joggerjayne]

Sorry, just stopped laughing over this ...

"I don't see why I should have to "deal" with it" (Gormy)

Gormy ... you're right ... you don't have to deal with it.

In fact, you don't have to come on this thread at all.

But we know you can't resist it, you naughty little perv.

[Gormless]

Who is "we", why am I not included?

Who is "we"? Who is in your little club of half-witted sex-obsessed plonkers?

Snigger snigger.

[NoMercy]

Gormless - were your parents siblings, perchance?

[joggerjayne]

You're quite cute when you're grumpy, Gormless.

Hey, good news for you ... I'm going away tomorrow for a few days, so you'll be free of me.

[sqad617]

JJ ..steady my love, the hormones are surging tonight. LOL

It's my fault rather than noMercy. I set the tone....or lack of it.