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dot.haukes | 20:10 Fri 22nd May 2009 | ChatterBank
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I have moved to this house and it has 2 lawns and it is taking a toll on my lawnmower I bought thinking i would only have 1 lawn when i moved.
I need that lawn to sit out on and relax inbetween the very demanding shifts at work sorting out all those customers who have endless queries over their footwear.

Would it be within reason to make a claim through the company petty cash for a new lawnmower, i do not think i can carry out my duties at work without the facilities of a well mown green haven of tranquility.
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While you are at it I suggest you hire a gardener too - think that would be reasonable too on the grounds you would have ore energy to carry out your duties at work.
You could but try lol
Maybe get the company to pay for astro turf, no mowing what so ever.
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ooooo , a gardener, how would one go about interviewing candidates for that position cath, I welcome any advice from someone with your experience of employing handy men
A duck pond would be really relaxing.
Suggest you conduct interviews in the garden, ask them to show you their moves ,you don't want someone who will put you off your glass of chardonnay while they are working - so easy on the eye, in fact doesn't matter if they aren't too handy - as long as abit of eye candy.

You might need them to exhibit their muscles so best they look good topless.

You can always employ an under gardener if need be.
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F.Hall, excuse me, when did you have to go down on one knee and inspect a woman's foot to ascertain her needs?
Dot I don't think you should be encouraging Knows F to be proposing to ladies in the old fashioned way or do you have a surplus of wedding type shoes at the moment?

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where is your answer then knobend? has it been banned for abuse?
Try these guys out, they do free shipping to mainland UK: http://www.gardenlines.co.uk/lawn-mowers

Excellent service too, really professional.

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