New egg timer

[marval]

She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.

He walks in and asks, "What's for breakfast?"

She turns to him and says, "We've got to have sex this very moment".

He, thinking it's his lucky day, straddles her over the kitchen table
and they have sex.

Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"

She says, "The egg timer's broken!"