im zxxee and i want to say hi to the folks of the home and garden section

[zzxxee]

im usually in chatterbank but im trying different sections.I tried the folk in the weather section yesterday and wasnt impressed so you home and garden folk tell me what makes your section sooooo great !!!!

[redman41]

Have you got an indoor garden JJ ? Window Boxes can look nice.
A good gardening tip is to keep the Bush well trimmed !

[redman41]

Hi Quentin ! :->>

[joggerjayne]

I have a decent sized balcony/terrace, on which I have a big gas barbecue, a gazebo, some potted bushy planty things, and a few chairs ... and lots of seagull sh!t.

Does that get me in ?

[Quentin_Crisp]

Yep....that'll do, miss seagull :0)

[joggerjayne]

Yay.

So, where were you? ... oh, yes ... doing "bush" innuendos.

I don't have anything that could be described as a "bush", redman.

[Quentin_Crisp]

She's trimmed, prim and tidy, redman :0)

[redman41]

You are my kind of Gardener JJ ! Hope you are not BBQ 'ing those Seagulls though !

[redman41]

LOL Quentin !

[joggerjayne]

I've never eaten a seagull.

I imagine they would be a bit tough.

And I'm not sure how they would taste, given that they eat off rubbish tips.

Did you know that seagulls can drink sea water? ... they gat rid of the salt through ducts on their beaks which look like nostrils.

I can't stand bushy growths in the garden area. I have a girl who clears it all away for me.

[dennisb66]

"Hi. I don't have a garden"

Hi JJ , window box on it's way to you.

[zzxxee]

look at you lot !!!! talk about smutty here i am posting a thread to say hi to the good abers of home and garden and the chatterbankers go all x rated you should be ashamed of yourselves!!!! lol

[zzxxee]

tommorow folks i will be doing the morning post of trying out my new section in the

INSURANCE section to see what them clever answerbankers are like ive had a bit more of a response on here today so i give the rating out of ten to the people of home and garden a 5 out of 10 join me tommorow on the insurance section xx

[Bbbananas]

Insurance.............. Yippee..... can't wait............!!

[Jan1957]

Am I too late? I only have a patio though. With empty tubs on at the moment as I can't make up my mind what to put in them. Any suggestions?

[zzxxee]

i know start nibbling your nails in antisipation now bet !!!!!

[zzxxee]

what about some fruit trees?

[Jan1957]

Think their a bit expensive zzxxee. Would be nice though. I quite fancy some lavender, love the smell.

[zzxxee]

attract lots of bees though but yes nice smell and they grow stupid !!!!

[zzxxee]

right thats me done folks see you all tommorow x