Toys and clothes for my kids. I am soooo guilty of buying them sh1te they don't need.
Son: "Dad can I have Supermegabombmariosonic for my Playstation 2"
Me: "Sorry son, they don't do it on the PS2. However they have got it on the Wii, so lets go and buy you one of those, as well as the game, instead"
Eldest Daughter: "Daddy, can I please please please please have that new top in Next Loogap. It's only £1.3million. It's made by Miley Montanna. Please please?"
Me: "Ok darling, but your gonna need trousers, shoes, a coat and a hat to go with it. Oh and a nice handbag"
Youngest Daughter: "Daddy, I want a pony"
Me: "Ok princess. We best get two ponies, so they don't get lonely. Oh and we're gonna need a field, and a stable. Oh, we're gonna need some country types to look after them as well"
Bank Manager: "Mr Bobjugs, you are aware that you are more overdrawn than the nation of Greece"
Me: "Oh dear. Will you accept a kidney as payment, or can I sell myself into slavery for the bank and work off my debt that way?"