Smells of urine.

[RATTER15]

What is 100 meters long and smells of urine?






The queue outside the Cliff Richard concert.

[Count-A-Strong]

Snigger.

[carrust]

Or the 1st 2 rows at a Garth Brookes concert.lol

[pjgriffo]

Reminds me of an old one --
Where would you find 25 *** and no teeth?
The front row of a Garth Brooks concert

[pjgriffo]

should read "pu$$ie$" before the censor got at it.

[lindylou16]

Leave poor Cliff alone. Just heard, Cliff Richard has cancer of the anus.
They've found a Shadow up his arSe.

[anneasquith]

excellent.

[poodicat]

So old,usually the post office queue

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Or the conga line in the old people's home