Laptop Fighting Back.

[gness]

My laptop has been playing up a bit lately so I have been thinking of a new one. This is a hand me down. Tonight it has been really bad so I plonked it on the kitchen table and told it it had to go. At that point the ceiling light exploded...and I mean exploded. The ironing board fell over and dented the cooker. The cat is probably two counties away by now. Was the laptop telling me something?

[Bumpkin_Clumber]

You probably upset its resident poltergeist, informally known as a ghost writer

[gness]

Nice one Bumpkin. I now have a black hole in the ceiling and am still finding glass on the floor. Have stroked the laptop and told it I love it and will keep it for ever.

[micmak]

Where are you gness. There is a cat meowing loudly at my door. Is it yours, please describe him/her?

[HowardKennitby]

Ironing boards do not 'just fall over'

[gness]

Northants micmak. She is a tortie and now has sticking up hair and a terrified expression. Bit like her owner at the moment.

[micmak]

They do when they are 'possessed' Howard. Never under estimate the power of the force.

[gness]

Well, thanks you two. Was going to bed but may just open the whiskey.

[micmak]

Not struck on whisky. Have you any Bacardi?

[gness]

Lots micmak but don`t knock too loudly when you get here. My nerves are shot to hell and I may be sloshed.

[micmak]

I lived in Northampton back in the late 70.s and early 80's. Left in 83. I lived near the racecourse. Are you in that area?

[Bumpkin_Clumber]

My ironing board often fals over, usually when I'm out of the room, I can;t belive it could be either Bumpkin or Major as they always look so innocent, who could disbelieve a face like that <<------

[micmak]

Bumpkin. It's the power of the force.

[gness]

I`m near Kettering micmak.
Bumpkin. We should introduce our ironing boards.

[craft1948]

What's an ironing board?

[Bumpkin_Clumber]

I'll suggest next time it comes out, just thing, if they hit it off there could be some sleeves boards in the future. Never see any these days, must be endangered. So we could be saving an entire species gness

[micmak]

Ask your cleaner craft she will know.

[gness]

Craft. It`s that metal thing that comes out and unfolds when you need more space for the buffet at Christmas.

[gness]

I have a sleeve board for my patchwork Bumpkin, but it`s legs fell off. We should create more...yes!

[Bumpkin_Clumber]

I'm getting dirty looks from Bumps, says she can't have one of my legs, I've only got three now and can't spare another and majors face says "Well don't look at me"

[Bumpkin_Clumber]

Or it might be just that they both want their last walk... oh well, wheres my coat