You mentioned your dad knew the Krays and you have friends in low places in real life? I have a little job for you to arrange. It involves concrete foundations at the base of motorway bridges. The foundations should be big enough to take an ex Irish dancer and a moped rider. There will be a good drink in it for you.
I only need flip flops on the copacabana !!!!..you'll never find me hiding amongst all these show girls...I blend right in..ostrich feathers and everything !!!
I knew them Mrs O they were a horrible pair of baskets and to be avoided at all times - known locally as "the Brothers Grimm", I worked with their mother who was a good hardworking woman, but would never have a word said against them always blamed their father for everything.