Ten thoughts on wine

[starone]

1. Alcohol is not the answer - it just makes you forget the question.

2. I tried cooking supper with wine - it didn't go so well. After 5 glasses I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.

3. Don't forget to buy a bottle for your Mother's birthday. Remember you are the reason she drinks.

4. It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty - there is clearly room for some more wine.

5. I drink wine because I don't like keeping things bottled.

6. I tried to drown my sorrows but the little bas**rds learned how to swim.

7. Do not let the bottle of wine serve as an inspiration to call your ex in a pathetic attempt to get back together. Some very fine grapes have died in the making of this wine. Show some respect.

8. WINE - Cheaper than Botox and paralyses more muscles.

9. WINE - Also now cheaper than petrol. Drink - don't drive.

10. The secret of enjoying a good wine:-
(a) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.
(b) If it does not look as if it is breathing give it mouth-to-mouth.

[rsvp]

There are clearly many words of wisdom in your post!

[tonyav]

Very good Star, is there any for lager.

[excelsior-1]

excellent.
i like number three.

[Psybbo]

Love it, little ole wine drinker me

[NoMercy]

For some unfathomable and inexplicable reason, I felt irresistibly drawn to this thread when it appeared in latest posts...

[craft1948]

The daughter would agree with number 3, which is absolute rollocks. I know she just likes to drink a lot of wine.

[Psybbo]

I didn't understand the attraction either, NoM

[marval]

Very good Star.