A blind man is talking to his mate in the pub.
Guess what ? says the blind man ' I have taken up parachute jumping '
'How the hell do you manage that ?' asks his mate.
'Easy , the other members lead me to the aircraft and tell me when we are over the jump area. Then they lead me to the exit and tell me when to jump, I count to 5 and pull the rip cord'
'OK 'says the mate but 'how do you know when you are about to hit the ground'
'Thats the easiest bit of all ' replies the blind man' The dog's lead goes slack !'
Poor little dog hasn't got a parachute, bundle' so hits the ground first. Not so amusing when you have to explain it. I did laugh though Eddie - honest.