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I hope you will not be too sheepish to enjoy these jokes!
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What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?
Lambo!
What is a sheep's most feard formed of armed conflict?
Drench warfare!
What did the ram say to his girlfriend?
I love ewe!
Why did the sheep steal a Range Rover?
He wanted to go ram raiding!
How do you stop a sheep getting wet in the rain?
'Lambinate' its' wool!
Why was the English sheep afraid to go to Wales?
He had heard the Royal Mint's source was there!
Lambo!
What is a sheep's most feard formed of armed conflict?
Drench warfare!
What did the ram say to his girlfriend?
I love ewe!
Why did the sheep steal a Range Rover?
He wanted to go ram raiding!
How do you stop a sheep getting wet in the rain?
'Lambinate' its' wool!
Why was the English sheep afraid to go to Wales?
He had heard the Royal Mint's source was there!
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How did I miss this - I was off working, that was the reason. Anyway:
Q. What do you call a sheep without any legs?
A. A Cloud
Why did the Welsh Fusiliers bring back so many sheep from the Falkland Islands?
War brides
Australia - a Land where men are men, and sheep are nervous
How do New Zealand sheherds practice safe sex?
Marking the sheep with a big X of the ones that kick!
How do the Welsh find sheep in long grass?
Quite good actually.
What do you call a guy standing on a corner in Wrexham, with a sheep under each arm ??
A. pimp.
Q. What is the worst thing about having sex with a sheep?
A. Breaking it's neck when you try to kiss it.
Q. Why does a farmer wear wellies?
A. Someplace to put the hind legs.
Why did the lamb call the police?
He had been fleeced
Mick Jagger said "hey you get off of my cloud"
The Scots say "Hey MacLEOD get off of my ewe"
Little Davey's father was livid when he walked around the back of the house only to find his son with his pants down and embraced with his prize ewe. "You had better explain yourself right now" yelled the dad.
Little Davey thought for a minute and replied, "Well Dad, it ain't love....but it ain't baaaaaaaaaad either
I hear they have 2 new uses for sheep in Wales.
Meat and wool.
Q. What do you call a sheep without any legs?
A. A Cloud
Why did the Welsh Fusiliers bring back so many sheep from the Falkland Islands?
War brides
Australia - a Land where men are men, and sheep are nervous
How do New Zealand sheherds practice safe sex?
Marking the sheep with a big X of the ones that kick!
How do the Welsh find sheep in long grass?
Quite good actually.
What do you call a guy standing on a corner in Wrexham, with a sheep under each arm ??
A. pimp.
Q. What is the worst thing about having sex with a sheep?
A. Breaking it's neck when you try to kiss it.
Q. Why does a farmer wear wellies?
A. Someplace to put the hind legs.
Why did the lamb call the police?
He had been fleeced
Mick Jagger said "hey you get off of my cloud"
The Scots say "Hey MacLEOD get off of my ewe"
Little Davey's father was livid when he walked around the back of the house only to find his son with his pants down and embraced with his prize ewe. "You had better explain yourself right now" yelled the dad.
Little Davey thought for a minute and replied, "Well Dad, it ain't love....but it ain't baaaaaaaaaad either
I hear they have 2 new uses for sheep in Wales.
Meat and wool.
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