Vogue Kate Cara Sarah Loaded Seriously

[joggerjayne]

I've just curled up in bed and unpicked (eventually) the (surprisingly strong) plastic wrapper off this month's Vogue. And ...

Mossy is on the cover of the main magazine.

Cara is on the cover of the Miss Vogue supplement.

I mean, seriously ... how much money is Sarah Doukas making this month?

Seriously? I mean ...

#LotsAndLots

#loaded

#SeriouslyLoaded

#LendUsTwentyQuid

[DTCwordfan]

How much Goldschläger have you put away tonight?

[joggerjayne]

#DrinksAreOnSarah

[DTCwordfan]

(or even Absinthe?)

[joggerjayne]

I love cinnamon.

And I like schnapps.

But together ... it's just wrong, somehow.

[humbersloop]

believe me jj, swop it for Practical Boatowner, it really spares you this level of existential angst

[joggerjayne]

Absinthe ... now you're talking, DT.

(especially as we are all embracing Whitby Goth culture)

There's a bar here known as Joogleberry's (which was its former name) where they serve the Absinthe drippy sugar thing. Fab.

[joggerjayne]

Practical Boat Owner ?

But I don't ... own a boat.

[boxtops]

The only person I have heard of in your OP is Kate Moss.....

[jno]

gosh, that reminds me, I've got a bottle of absinthe in the back of the cupboard somewhere. Powerful stuff. Makes the heart grow fonder and all that. But I never really got the sugar thing, too much like a Japanese tea ceremony. Just, you know, put it in your mough and swallow it.

[DTCwordfan]

That's the mag they used to give my bro in law for IVF sessions with my sis, sloopy; i.e. in what turned him on!

Open the centre pages and "Oooohhh, she has a nice bottom."

[jno]

a mough is not a little known anatomical cavity, it's a mouth.

Just to set that straight.

Well, how about Impractical Boatowner?

[society]

JJ, mostly you come across as a carefree teenager. Are you in your early teens or late teens?

[DTCwordfan]

"splutter," society....

though they say that it is all in the mind.

[humbersloop]

^^^I think you mean K-Mossi boxy ;)

[humbersloop]

* K-Mossy

damn!

[Zacs-Master]

#different planet.

[DTCwordfan]

http://www.kidfreeliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/katemoss1XPO1902_468x4361.jpg

agree with you zac, about being on another planet.......

[humbersloop]

you might be on to something jno -and dt, for that matter - Impractical Boat Owner might reach a wider readership...

[boxtops]

no I don't. not unless we are going to start calling jossyjany

[joggerjayne]

society ... that's nice of you, but err ... I'm 46

boxy ...

Kate Moss was the world's most photographed model

Cara Delevingne is now the world's most photographed model

Neither of them is classically beautiful. They both have quirky looks.

Sarah Doukas is the agent who signed both Mossy and Cara to her agency, Storm models, and made lots and lots and lots of money.

Especially when they both make a Vogue cover in the same month!

Nice photo shoot of Mossy, by the way. Very 60's retro.