any ideas?

[Booldawg]

I am thinking about starting my own Monopolies & Mergers comission. Does anyone know how I'd go about it?

I tried phoning the governments M&M comission but they were less than helpful in pointing me in the right direction.

[Tock389]

I've always wondered why there's only one Competition Commission-  hardly fair, is it?

[jake-the-peg]

Really I'd advise you to set one up quickly and then launch a hostile take-over on the existing comission

[mystress]

If you are the only Internet Monopoly and Mergers Comission, then you will be a Monopoly in your own right,and as such you should abolish yourself under your own rules!

[THECORBYLOON]

How about a Cluedoes and Combinations Commission?

[jenstar]

Monopolies commissions are generally governmental organisations by nature, so I guess the best place to start would be a coup against the current administration. But of course you didn't hear that from me.