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joggerjayne | 07:05 Fri 25th Jul 2014 | ChatterBank
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The subject of the Bum Smiley came up last night.

After a few vodkas, obviously.

Just when you think you've got a nicely suntanned bum, someone reminds you that, when bend over, there's a little white crescent between your butt cheeks and the tops of your thighs. Apparently this is called ....

the Bum Smiley

Coz when you bend over, it's like a ...

Yes, well anyway ... obviously it only shows if someone is right behind you when you bend over.

The equivalent white bit under your boobs is called ...

the Boob Moon.

I just thought I'd add this to the rich tapestry of knowledge which can be found here on AnswerBank.
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weecalf
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What about Sounds like idle television celeb 3&6
07:29 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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obviously it only shows if someone is right behind you when you bend over.

hmmm doggy then JJ..............
07:08 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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Or playing leap frog.
07:09 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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Amsterdam song:

♫How much is a doggy in the window♫

50 US dollars..... apparently......
07:12 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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What a bunch of (ahem) bottom ...
07:13 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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Thank you, jj. That might come up in crosswords one day. It's good to know more things.
07:14 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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Absolutely, Tilly. In fact ...

1 across: The idle person is happy to find a small white bit (3,6)
07:18 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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Lol
07:20 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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Good clue that jj. How is it p'***'d?
07:23 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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^that should say 'parsed'.
07:25 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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disgusting do you realise that in Northern Ireland - other thread - this could get you excommunicated and a criminal record ? along with the rest of them ?
07:26 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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A nus of this talk so early in the morning .
07:26 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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Idle person (BUM) + Happy (SMILEY) = Small white bit ... BUM SMILEY
07:26 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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What about Sounds like idle television celeb 3&6
07:29 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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Do the other one now, jj.
07:29 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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I'm a Voodooist, PP

We don't have excommunication. Just naked sacrifices at midnight.
07:31 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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lol lol JJ is back wonderful xxxxxxx
07:32 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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Ooh, weecalf ... excellent.

I think I have to give you a Best Answer for that.
07:32 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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Wotcha, bernie x
07:33 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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I'm trying to do an anagram of bum smiley. I haven't come up with anything yet. I need to sit and think.
07:33 Fri 25th Jul 2014
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missed you,you make me laugh thanksxx i need a laugh at the mo
07:35 Fri 25th Jul 2014

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