The End Of The World Is Nigh (Physics Version)

[jim360]

Are people as frightened by this as I am??!?!??!?!?!!!??!???!?!!!!

http://yournewswire.com/cern-to-attempt-big-bang-in-march-stephen-hawking-issues-warning/

[Bazile]

Hope not i've only just paid off my mortgage

[Zacs-Master]

Is it April 1st?

'they will find inter-dimensional beings who have a taste for human flesh'

[-Talbot-]

I think we are very near to lots of big bangs!

[Arksided]

see I told you... my sandwich board was correct...

[EDDIE51]

That link is the biggest load of botox I have seen in years!

[Bazile]

Thanks jim - i know i'm not in your league when it comes to explaining the cosmos and all that-so i thought i would interject with an attempt at
mirth -:)

[nailit]

From the link
//CERN is due to re-open the large hadron collider in March//
Wasnt aware it had been shut. Must have been the austerity measures.

[wolf63]

If we are all going to go up in a puff of smoke then so be it.

I just don't want to know about it in advance - can you imagine the annoying stuff in the media and all the Jesus Squads getting us to repent our sins.

[-Talbot-]

nailit
From the link
//CERN is due to re-open the large hadron collider in March//
Wasnt aware it had been shut. Must have been the austerity measures.


No not austerity, Nailit...blown fuse!

[jim360]

They have spent the last couple of years or so upgrading it so when the LHC does finally destroy us all it will be even more of a bang than ever. Almost twice as powerful as before... oo-er...

[jno]

just closed for the winter, nailit, they turn over to cold fusion then

[sandyRoe]

I know there are a number of Indian scientists who have been recruited by the Americans and maybe CERN, too. If there's one called Krishna working there I hope he's not the one nominated to flick the switch that sets the experiment rolling.
'Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds', Krishna says in the Bhagavad Gita.
Better safe than sorry.

[nailit]

Talbot and jno, my mistake. Thought that they didnt have 50p to put in the meter.

[Arksided]

I'll stand by my sandwich board, til the day I die.

[B00]

Can they do it at the very end of March please, i've a birthday to celebrate first!

[-Talbot-]

And 50 is quite a landmark birthday too!

[B00]

Hey! I won't be 50!

[-Talbot-]

Ah, sorry B00

In that case happy belated 50th birthday wishes

[B00]

haha, i do so hate you talbot :P