Couldn't You Just Throttle......

[gness]

...your manicurist?

The conversation went.....

Oh Gness.....I haven't told you have I?

What?

About.....xxxx....you'll never guess what she's done.

What?

Honestly....it'll make your hair curl.....you'll never believe it.

What?...Is it a man?

Worse than that.........I can't get over it.

WHAT?!!!!

Ding ding....

Oh...that's my next client....can't say anything now.....will have to wait till your next appointment.

But I'm away for three weeks.......I can't wait that long.....

Sorry....I'll tell you then.....but you won't believe it......

Grrrrrr.................:-(

[jim360]

I have something truly amazing to tell you, but this conversation is too short to fit it in...

[-Talbot-]

Agreed...I often think about throttling my manicurist

[tonyav]

LOL, didn't you make another appointment for Monday morning, gness.

[Psybbo]

Know what you mean, having my hair cut on Thursday, lady walked in addressed hairdresser who was doing my hair, 20 minutes later she got back to me

[Prudie]

She sounds just like that Catherine Tate character - what are you like....I know

[Mamyalynne]

You definitely need a better grapevine Gness.

[gness]

Jim....you are always amazing......♥

I believe you, Talbot.....

Tony....I think I'll have to phone her tomorrow......gossip this good just can't wait...x

[Psybbo]

A couple of swear words, bloody hell you have a manicurist! WHY

[Baldric]

It's all that gardening Sibs, ruins the nails!

[gness]

I like the pampering and the gossip, Psyb....she's lovely. Every time I go in I say...Any gossip?..... and she says....No, not really.
This week I forgot.....til it was too late....

I mean, part of going to the hairdresser/manicurist/massage therapist is for the gossip surely......☻

[gness]

You're not kidding, Baldric....she despairs of me......but then I leave with scarlet talons and we're both happy...well usually...except for today...x

[Psybbo]

Thanks Baldric that explains it

[Dee Sa]

mine don't say a word they are all Vietnamese and don't speak much English. These nail bars/parlours only deal in cash, I wonder if they pay any income tax ? very difficult for the govt to know how much their takings are !

[gness]

Hi, Dee....mine are all people I met during my theatrical days......which makes the gossip good....☺

[jim360]

Why thank you, gness.

[-Talbot-]

When did these colourful. Smileys creep in?

[-Talbot-]

And random full stops

[gness]

You're very welcome, Jim......♥

What smileys and full stops?....

[-Talbot-]

☺

[gness]

Talbot.....if that's my....☺....☻.....♣......♥....and.......
They have been around for as long as I have...it's me...take or leave.....☺