What A Dilemma! What Do I Do?

[Caran]

FROM THE UNITED NATIONS POLICE (UNPOL)

REGARDING RECOVERY OF YOUR LOST MONEY.


Attn: Beneficiary,

We hereby inform you that the Scotland Yard Police, Interpol, Federal Bureau of Investigation, (FBI) United States of America, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) of Nigeria and all the African Crime fighter leaders have come together to stop scam/internet fraud in Nigeria and all round Africa. We have recovered
over US$2.6 Billion United State Dollars from the people we have behind bars.

Listed below are the name of frausters and banks behind the non release of your funds.


1) Sanusi Lamido

2) Ms. Carman L. Lapointe

2) Micheal Edward

3) Chief Joseph Sanusi

3) Dr Godwin Emefiele

4) Mrs. Sherry Williams

5) Robert S. Mueller, III

6) Barrister David Scott

7) Mr. James B. Comey Jr

8) Barrister Ucheuzo Williams

9) Dr. Patrick Aziza Deputy Governor - Policy / Board
Member

10) Mr. Dan Rochas (I.M.F)

11) Mrs. Tanner Williams

12) Mr Wilson Norman

13) Dr. Godwin Oboh: Director Union Bank Of
Nigeria.

14) Mr. John Collins: Global Diplomat Director.

15) Foreign fund diplomatic courier

16) Mrs. Jennifer Saldana

17) Mr Jim Ovia: Zenith Bank Plc In Nigeria


Our duty is to make sure we stop internet scam and money laundering. As for today we have put a lot of fraudsters in jail. We go all over Africa to pick this internet rats,We have over 8,273 of them in our jail around Africa and we are still looking for more. We are aware that a lot of foreigners out there have been deceived and lost
their hard earn money to these fraudsters after promising them percentages in their letters/e-mails for their impending help to move funds out Africa including fake lottery winning notification and at the end of the day, they will collect thousands of dollars from you without a successful end. It was agreed that to retain the good image of our country and the rest of African countries, all the victims who lost his/her hard earn money to these faceless thieves will be compensated with just US$5,000,000,00 (Five Million United State Dollars).


This we assume will help you to start a new life. Please, we apologies that you take our offer as little as it is due to the fact that (victims) in our pay list are too numerous. We en-back on this pay back from the money we recovered from these fraudsters, So you are advise to contact Mr. JAMES MBU and let him know if you are still interested to get your Master Card to you today as he have been waiting to hear from you to help him complete this delivery to you. contact him with your personal information below for the release of your Master Card worth US$5,000,000,00.


NOTE: You are advised to furnish Mr. JAMES MBU With $350 and also your correct and valid details. Also be informed that the amount to be paid to you is $5,000,000.00 (Five Million United State Dollars). We expect your urgent response to this E-mail to enable us monitor this payment effectively thereby making contact with Mr. JAMES MBU. As directed to avoid further delay.



Provide your details below and forward it to Mr. JAMES MBU for the release of your Master Card.

FULL NAME.......

PHONE NUMBER.....

COUNTRY....

STATE.......

SEX.............

OCCUPATION........

AGE......


Contact Name: Mr.JAMES MBU


Thanks and remain Bless

Mr.Michael J.Burn.
Supervising Manager

[Buenchico]

Go for it, Caran!!!

After all, there's not even the slightest hint of anything dodgy about that email, is there?

;-)

[Mamyalynne]

You mean you haven't replied yet?? Be sharp you may miss out.

[bhg481]

Usual scam errors - grammatical errors and you're not mentioned by name.

[Baldric]

Your fortune awaits you,

[Old_Geezer]

Can't he take the $350 out of your $5,000,000.00 before he sends it to you ?

[Baldric]

Oh come on bhg, show some enthusiasm, Karon is going to be rich!!!

[murraymints]

wel jel !! lol ...bless...

[Buenchico]

PS:
I hope that you will also respond favourably to the good news (requiring just a small financial payment from you) that will soon be winging its way to you from Mr Bu Enchico, Customer Compensation Manager, African Bank of Nigeria Ltd ;-)

[tonyav]

I bet you've won the Nigerian lottery as well, what a lucky gal you are.

[gness]

Just say yes please to the...SEX...bit, Caran.....x

[Buenchico]

Not everyone shares your obsessions, Gness!

;-)

[Psybbo]

Begging letter on the way, Caran xx

[gness]

Mmmmm....so I've discovered, Chris..... :-(

[tonyav]

At least she say's please though, Chris. Good manners go a long way ;-)

[gness]

Thank you, Tony...thank you......♥

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Caran]

At least they haven't asked for my bank details!

[Peter Pedant]

I wish I had luck like this