Part Of Brexit, Recreation Of The English Channel Swimming Comp.

[DTCwordfan]

Round 1 - the UK Channel Breast Stroke Competition

A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition.

The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However, there was no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went by causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing hope, the blonde (from the Isle of White) finally arrived.

The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They embraced the young girl as she came ashore. After all of the excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered, "I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used their arms."

[Old_Geezer]

What was she stroking them with ?

[DTCwordfan]

Imagination, OG, imagination - not immigration.

[stuey]

To which the judges responded, with great fan-fare, be awarding her the booby prize.

[Georgiesmum]

Stuey thats a great answer..

[Patsy33]

I think she's a right tale tit!