Still Howling

[queenofmean]

A lady came in this morning a wee bit flustered. I first thought it was because of the cold wild weather.

No, after making sure we were alone - ‘are you easily embarrassed?’
Me - ‘no why?’
Lady ‘ I’m going to a hen weekend and I bought these but they need blowing up’
Me - ‘ok no problem, what are they?’
vague idea what was coming
Lady ‘ they are two balloons of well erm...Willies’
Cue me laughing and trying to hold on to all the puns I could have said.

During this time there was 3 elderly ladies who clearly didn’t approve while I was hmm..inflating..the balloons the whole time the lady was heading the same direction as her pink jumper.

Me not phased but I did find it highly amusing and it was probably the most funniest thing I’ve ever had to inflate (close second a ‘cooked’ chicken balloon and a baby which I did BLOW up).

[murraymints]

EEK !!

[Tilly2]

Do you sell them in your shop, Queenie?

[Mamyalynne]

Nothing worse than giblets stuck to the ceiling.

[albaqwerty]

being the kind, sensitive non-smutty person that I am, please tell me she had to take a bus or a train with inflated willies? :-))))

[Tilly2]

Did she manage to get them in a shopping bag after you'd blown them up or did she walk out of the shop with them flying on a couple of strings?

[Mamyalynne]

Don't be daft, she disguised both with a bowler hat and bought them a bus ticket.

[Voltage]

all blown up out out of proportion

[albaqwerty]

LOL, thanks Mamya.

I now have an image of a lady boarding a bus with 2 inflated willies, each wearing a bowler hat and saying that each have mumps (if the willies come with test-tickles that is)

[Mamyalynne]

Painful.

[queenofmean]

They did Alba!!

She had to walk up the street with them partially stuck in a bag.

We don’t sell them Tilly, they aren’t even in the Catalogues. They were purchased on eBay.

Actually Mamya...the chicken burst too...the man insisted I cover the holes with tape!

[murraymints]

this IS Haddington ..decorum please .. ;0)

[Mamyalynne]

Is that posh Haddock?

[murraymints]

och aye... they get coal in sex !!

[Mamyalynne]

Mine's in t'bath.

[albaqwerty]

at last, a new game to play on the dreaded bus journey to the spawn of the devil which is Glesggy on Monday.

Spot the person who has an inflatable in their carrier bag.......

The younger alba has a more vivid imagination than I :-)))

[Voltage]

Alba i do worry about you xx ;-)

[marval]

Thank you for making me laugh Queenie.

[queenofmean]

You guys are still making me laugh

[albaqwerty]

Volty, my lot now insist I wear a sign round my neck - 'approach at your own peril'

Next it will be ' do not feed her - she bites' lol

[queenofmean]

Anytime Marval!

Oh Alba that’s not nice [i] do you take it off when they aren’t looking [i]