Jokes1 min ago
Not Not Those
A woman walked into a department store looking for some Christmas lights.
The assistant showed her their top brand.
The woman wanted to make sure each bulb worked.
So she asked him to take them out of the box and plug them in.
He did, and each one lit up. "Great," she said.
He carefully placed the string of lights back in the box.
But as he handed them to her, she looked alarmed.
"I don't want this box," she said abruptly. "It has been opened."
The assistant showed her their top brand.
The woman wanted to make sure each bulb worked.
So she asked him to take them out of the box and plug them in.
He did, and each one lit up. "Great," she said.
He carefully placed the string of lights back in the box.
But as he handed them to her, she looked alarmed.
"I don't want this box," she said abruptly. "It has been opened."
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