Post Man Wrong House

[TheDevil]

So the postie has put a card through my door, saying there is a parcel at the post office. Issue is the post man must be a complete plonker because not only do I live at a different house number AND street name, but I live literally across the village.

What do I do? Do I have to do anything? I'd rather put the card in the bin and forget it happened I don't want to go out of my way.

[gness]

Do happy up a little, TD..... :-)

[Bobbisox1]

82 posts, first one from you at 9-25, surely you could have been a Good Samaritan in that 5 hours?

[naomi24]

Love McGonagall.

[Cloverjo]

He has, bobbisox.

[Bobbisox1]

Oh okay, I’m pleased to hear it CJ , thanks

[TheDevil]

"Why wouldn't you?"
Because I don't own a dog. I don't carry dog poo bags. I don't advise people to get dogs. Why should I risk not only my health buy my image by bending down to pick up some dog poo because the dogs owner must be so incompetent?
Goodness grief I barely talk to staff let alone pick up some random, unknown *** of the street!

[TheDevil]

Fantastic song Gness love it. I also enjoy the marvelettes version.

[Mamyalynne]

[pixie374]

TD, I have a question for you... just purely from a rumour, which I would never believe by itself... so would like to ask.
I realise from your acts of pretending you have no idea what 'spath' means, or why people are using the word 'moot", which you have done ever since... that honesty is not your strong point. Can I ask you a personal question please, which you can obviously answer or not... but I won't, if you say no x

[TheDevil]

No. Pixie darling you're obsessed with me and I don't blame you to be honest I'm a hoot.

[pixie374]

Ok, lol. And... naturally... x

[TheDevil]

It's all fun and games ♥

It need not be mentioned my relation or similarity to Spath... Need it?

[bednobs]

a moot hoot?

[TheDevil]

A moot hoot indeed :D

[Spicerack]

Poor Shoota penned his heartfelt lines
To be mocked by heartless Philistines

[pixie374]

It wasn't actually, td... it was something else xx

[shoota]

McGonagall?
Pure original McShoota, at no extra cost or royalty implications...