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In the morning act as your alarm clock.
"Get up you lazy*#@*#@*. Are you going to lie there all day?
Remind you to wash the dishes, bathe, shave, do the laundry, and change your clothes?
Not in a hectoring voice, but perhaps sounding like Frenella Fielding would probably be best