Dead hamster

[Thunderbird+]

A young lad decides to take his pet hamster to the vet after noticing it was not moving much, he puts the shoe box on the operating table and the vet lifts the lid and takes one look and says "I'm sorry son but I'm afraid your hamster is dead". The boy distraught with grief and shock at the dreaded news sceams "NOoooooo! this can't be true, I fed him well and gave him lots of toys and even a tread-mill, he's not dead, he must be sleeping or something!" The vet sadly shook his head and said "look son you've got to face up to it, he had a good life but now he's passed on, believe me, there other pets out there needing homes" "No, no, no, cries the boy he can't be, you have'nt even examined him properly" With that the vet shrugs his shoulders and walks out the door but returns a moment later with with a black labrador, the dog put his paws up on the table gives the hamster a sniff,gets down and slowly walks away. Next thing. the vet comes back with a cat and put it on the table, the cat carefully sniffs it from head to tail then jumps down. The vet says "I'm sorry but I do have other patients waiting, now that will be......�175.00 please. �175.00 the boy exclaims, thats robery, all you did was look in the box!! Simmer down replies the vet,"it was �25.00 and you was'nt satisfied so you had the lab report and the cat scan, now how will you be paying" ?

[Clanad]

Yes!!! Thanks for an uplift, Thunderbird!

[excelsior]

clever!

[dolly pond]

very good