Ten reasons why a guns better then a woman.

[hailthechimp]

Whats better a gun or a woman? you decide.





#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . .
You can buy a silencer for a handgun!

[joggerjayne]

So you get a decent blow job from your gun, do you ?

[hailthechimp]

That would be more of a BLOW your head off JOB!

[NoMercy]

LOL JJ.

Very funny hailthechimpanzee!

[dot.hawkes]

well you stick to your guns then, as they say

[stompe]

JAYNE Daddy might be looking{:) behave, HI

[craft1948]

so chimp - how long have you had an inferiority complex?

[joggerjayne]

Sorry, Stompe ...

(memo to self - "avoid posting after going to pub")

I'd just die if I thought Daddy was an ABer.

[stompe]

JJ who do you think Stompe is then? lol

[joggerjayne]

OMG ...

Stompe, don't even joke about it !!!

=0)

[hailthechimp]

craft1948
Tue 10/03/09
21:14
so chimp - how long have you had an inferiority complex?

Inferiority complex? Whats that? Me im king of the jungle love and have a kingsized banana to match!

[craft1948]

that's what I meant.....

[hailthechimp]

I see.