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albaqwerty | 21:17 Wed 06th May 2009 | Jokes
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caller: hi is that Mrs. Walls
A : no sorry, wrong number
caller: is Mr Walls there?
A : no, you must have the wrong number
caller: are there any walls there?
A : no, you really do have the wrong number!
caller: if there are no walls there, what's holding your roof up?
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Nah, sorry, answers too obvious.
It's actually much funnier when you call a random number and say this to whoever picks up.

Well it certainly was back when I used to prank call.

Even "Get off the line there's a train coming" was pretty funny with four kids in a phone box using a 10p we'd just found in the gutter.

I remember the 'Dick'(?) cartoon in 'Melody Maker' when he rang directory enquries -

Dick - The name is Jones ... no I don't have an initial ... no I don't have an address ...

Operator - It's you again isn't it ...
There's some good weird jokes around this morning .
"Hello - is that the Asylum?"
"No... it can't be we haven't got a phone"

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