Okay ..... Who's kidnapped Ethel?

[mrs.chappie]

Knobbs is right - Ethel's not posted for ages. (Well, perhaps she has, but not in CB).

So - Have any of you nasty pasties got Ethel stashed in your cellar? Jealous of Ethel's wit and repartee, are we?

Come on, own up .........

[sn�gs]

Ethel's been busy... last night was her chance to get through to the next round...

Voice of a (hairy) angel so she has ;-)

[Mailmutt]

I was thinking the very same this morning....

Maybe she has got fed up with all the in fighting and just gone away.

[lunar-c]

I think the nutter john whats his name from coronation street has got her.

Shall we all pay a visit to grandmas house?

[craft1948]

I suspect that she has taken to drink and is unable to type...genius like hers is a heavy burden......

[mccfluff]

i have shes in my kitchen chained to the sink, you can have her backf or a small fee (i accept chocolate)

[Jan1957]

I think she's got a toyboy and too busy for us now.

[lunar-c]

Here you go fluffy one.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHFFol-8REI

Now can we please have our effs back

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vDHFFol-8REI

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[Postdog]

Mailmutt has her under his bed......

[Mailmutt]

No I haven't!

[mccfluff]

nope it was along the lines of a big fat choc chip cookie i was after

[bensmum]

http://www.delspopcornshop.com/images/cookies/ giant_choc_chip_cookie.jpg
Will that do mccfluff?

[mccfluff]

now we're talking, i'll unchain her and set her free

[k�obsworth]

Im new here.

Is it safe to get the cadburys fruit and nut out?

[ummmm]

I think she may well be sick and tired of the repetitive sh!te that is posted on here day after day and night after night. Just a thought mind....

[k�obsworth]

Simples ummmm just chop gormlesses fingies off then problem sorted

[mccfluff]

nope its not safe whilst i'm around for gods sake put the chocolate away

[k�obsworth]

Mon due he will only stick a straw in his gob an touch type with that.

Sow his mouth up

[tiggerblue10]

I need her help actually. I have an Ebay dispute that I need to ask her about.

[Totterdown]

I agree with ummmm. Ethel probably don't want to be associated with Answerbank now that the topics to be discussed have sunk so low.