DIY ... need a scenario

[joggerjayne]

Jen Kirkman is right ... I need a scenario.

Is it easier for guys? They just seem to go ...

"Heeey, Kylie Minogue, Sharon Stone ..." ... whap, whap, splat !

But I keep thinking ...

How did I come to be in my shower ... in my flat ... today ...

... with Sean Connery

... or Daniel Craig

... or even Angelina Jolie

If I can't think up a scenario of how we came to be there ... it just doesn't work for me.

So now I'm thinking ... how did Josh Lewsey come to be under my desk ... right now !! ??

[B00]

My god- you're obsessed.

Nurse??? double the dose of Bromide for patient number 9.

[joggerjayne]

Male nurses ... now that's an easy one !

LOL LOL

[jno]

if he's wearing a pinny, you probably hired him as a cleaner thinking you'd get a nice lady from Venezuela the same as everyone else does, only they were all out at the moment but fortunately the agency had just got a job lot of rugby players needing some strenuous work to build up their biceps so...

[joggerjayne]

Thanks, jno ... that helped.

=0)

[joggerjayne]

Oh, poop ...

I hadn't thought of that.

Actually, doesn't Josh Lewsey have a Welsh mum, or something like that ?

Gareth T is quite hunky, even though he would want me. I can think of worse people to sit and chat with ...

... like Russell Brand ... Eeuuuwww, yuck.

[dustypuss]

I think that you were smoking something other than tobacco before you got in to the shower .

Now what dose it for me is thinking about JJ in the shower

Whap whap splat :-O

[ChuckFickens]

I'm offended.....

At least 3 whaps are required!!

[joggerjayne]

LOL LOL

Okay, dusty ... I'll fantasise about you too, and then we can do that text sex thing ... but on CB.

(how long would that thread survive, I wonder?)

[dustypuss]

I'm not bothered now I'm done for !!!!!!!!!!!!

[joggerjayne]

Was it good for you?

LOL

[dustypuss]

Got t go now

I will leave you with ChuckFickens I think thay are still at it whappppppppppppppp